Body

My stretch mark story

There are so many quotes and love letters to stretch marks out there and I used to hate all of them with such a passion. “You have earned your tiger stripes” – Firstly, I wasn’t trying to earn them and secondly, I’m an effing human woman, not a wild animal. “Stretchmarks are the finest literature you’ll ever read” – Take…

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Dear body shaming brand

I have to start by asking what you were thinking. Did you really think that an advert where a fat cake topper cracks her wedding cake and then proceeds to fall into it while her husband grabs her arm and tries to save her from possibly the most humiliating scenario, and then stating “don’t ruin your big day” would be…

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